I choose to believe that you really can have it all. I’m compulsive and predictable at the same time. I love to cook but I’m always looking for new ways to stay in shape. I can’t get over a Facebook that allows users to list “tanning” as an interest. I’m a homebody yet I firmly believe there’s nothing sexier than getting dressed up for dinner for no reason other than to make your date smile. I love the idea of a clutch but really can’t leave the house without an oversized purse. My family and friends are my life but I remain selfishly independent. I truly believe I could live at Whole Foods the way Natalie Portman lived in…well, that store I can’t remember because I never saw that movie. I have an incredibly addictive personality and the addition changes often. I’m single-minded to a fault and believe in indulging almost every whim. I lose my train of thought quite often because I’ve already moved on to the next….wait, what was I talking about? I spoil myself for no other reason than the fact that I work hard so that I can. I’m a notorious over-punctuator. I am fiercely loyal, though few people ever see that side of me. I believe in all things girly. I wont wear flipflops; everyone does! I don’t think there’s ever a time I wont want what I can’t have. I’ll never understand why the pajama jean commercial is so long: they’re pajamas that look like jeans and they jeans that feel like pajamas – how does that last 4 minutes and 30 seconds? I hope every girl treats herself to a set of good bedsheets - you deserve it sister! No, iTunes, I don’t want to download your updated version, and I resent you for asking me so often. I wouldn’t share your secret – I just wouldn’t. I’ll ramble forever if you’ll let me. Honestly at this point it’s really just an exercise to see who would be willing to read this far. Laura: I mean you. Turns out you’re predictable, too! That’s why I love ya, kid 
